Me: Man, I've been having the weirdest dreams lately...
Jon: Yeah. Me, too. The other day I had a dream that I was at Radio Shack, except it was more like Target because it sold shoes, and it was run by a bunch of mean lesbians.
Me: How did you know they were mean?
Jon: I just knew, y'know? Anyway, there was also a cross dresser and a 60 year old woman, and eventually they helped me, because I was in a hurry and needed to get somewhere. What was your dream?
Me: Never mind. It wasn't that weird.
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