No. I got pinched. In the neck. At mock trial.
IT'S NOT A HICKEY!!!!
Shit That Greg* Says
Teachers. You know what this is about. It's about that moment during every day when you say to yourself, "I never imagined, when I woke up this morning, that I would be privy to such funniness." *"Greg" is an amalgamation of the students I've been privilege to over the years - the name was totally chosen at random, and should in no way be associated with any student, current or past, that I've ever taught.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Dreams...
Me: Man, I've been having the weirdest dreams lately...
Jon: Yeah. Me, too. The other day I had a dream that I was at Radio Shack, except it was more like Target because it sold shoes, and it was run by a bunch of mean lesbians.
Me: How did you know they were mean?
Jon: I just knew, y'know? Anyway, there was also a cross dresser and a 60 year old woman, and eventually they helped me, because I was in a hurry and needed to get somewhere. What was your dream?
Me: Never mind. It wasn't that weird.
Jon: Yeah. Me, too. The other day I had a dream that I was at Radio Shack, except it was more like Target because it sold shoes, and it was run by a bunch of mean lesbians.
Me: How did you know they were mean?
Jon: I just knew, y'know? Anyway, there was also a cross dresser and a 60 year old woman, and eventually they helped me, because I was in a hurry and needed to get somewhere. What was your dream?
Me: Never mind. It wasn't that weird.
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Satire
"IB teaches us how to use semi-colons, not condoms. For instance, we know not to use two semi-colons on top of each other."
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
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